2020-05-05
hover text: It’s basically warthogs all the way down. For those who weren’t here for the original warthog runt joke.
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2020-05-01
hover text: Plus, we heard they’d force us to make our beds, eat our vegetables, and do our chores. Armed and gutless.
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2020-04-29
hover text: Actually, it’s not entirely implausible that large numbers of Americans might start spontaneously ingesting poison during his daily briefings. Bleach of contract.
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2020-04-28
hover text: It was almost as good as the one where I made people think the virus was going to magically disappear within days, or when I assured them that anyone who wanted a test could get one. Those hilarious 911 calls.
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2020-04-27
hover text: Just tell him that people injected with disinfectant are unlikely to vote for him. Bleach job.
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2020-04-24
hover text: So whatever you do, don’t ask us how we provide healthcare, share resources, or spell “hamburger”. The alien sex.
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2020-04-22
hover text: So there’s no clause about “the sweet relief of Democracy”? Mah Authoritah.
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