Strips Archives - Page 24 of 63

2020-03-18

hover text: Besides which, I couldn’t bear to favor any one of my lies over the others. They’re like the perfect children I never had. Except, of course, for my hot daughter. This week’s only link.

2020-03-17

hover text: That’s why he no longer holds press conferences. To him, they’re like endless pop quizzes. This week’s only link.

2020-03-16

hover text: Nevermind that our American viruses were all once immigrants themselves. This week’s only link.

2020-03-13

hover text: Yes, but He’s also allowed to call in the note early. Hoist by their own blowhard.

2020-03-12

hover text: That’s a capital Hunch that comes from Trump who stands a Fool. It’s hunchback time.

2020-03-11

hover text: We’re having these devices installed in all our voting machines as well. Blinding us to science.

2020-03-10

hover text: No one had ever tried his innovative new plan to “pray away the plague.” HIV mind.

2020-03-09

hover text: If you haven’t got a ha’penny, God bless you. Going number two.

2020-03-06

hover text: Based on this, all the best prognosticators are predicting I’ll win by a landslide. The emperor’s new hoax.

2020-03-05

hover text: Oops! We should also have specified no spitting. Viral loads.