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2020-03-04

hover text: But on the bright side, I could give myself a medal for it. Thanks, Obama.

2020-03-03

hover text: My reelection chances have developed a serious cough. Me-thality rate.

2020-03-02

hover text: And then getting on that stage to execute his brilliant rendition of “Chopsticks” Preparation Ain’t.

2020-02-28

hover text: And if they stick around too much longer, this country will be ripe for Revolution. What we can do, yet again.

2020-02-27

hover text: I want a new uniform with a fancy hat. And put a horn on the hat. Plated with some shiny metal, like tin. What we can do.

hover text: We would also have accepted, “I am not worthy even to voice my feeble opinion” or “Please implant a mind control chip in my brain to make this more convenient for you in the future” What we can do.

2020-02-25

hover text: The foul stench of narcissistic despotism never smelled so much like rancid ground beef. The Pooter Principle: descending to his level of incompetence.