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2020-02-05

hover text: There’ll be no revenge until you finish your vegetables! Since living well is out of the question.

2020-02-04

hover text: When, as a child, he was offered one marshmallow now or two marshmallows if he could wait until later, he stole the bag of marshmallows. Learning his messin’.

2020-02-03

hover text: The backbone’s connected to the democracy bone. Contort law.

2020-01-31

hover text: And needless to say, the mental health coverage has a super high deductible. Whom the gods would destroy.

2020-01-30

hover text: What we need is to establish an extradition treaty with the White House. Counting the daze.

2020-01-29

hover text: Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we’re a narcissistic lawless prick. Running out the crook.

2020-01-28

hover text: You were counting on the idea that Justice is blind, but in this regime, she’s actually deaf. You say you want a revelation.

2020-01-27

hover text: It can even include some truths, as long as they favor our position. It’s just that that’s never happened. The lyin’ in winter.

2020-01-24

hover text: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands: one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Mockingbird season?

2020-01-23

hover text: And not only is that terrible judge horribly impartial, but I hear he’s never drowned a puppy and doesn’t beat his wife. Dishonor among thieves.