Strips Archives - Page 34 of 63

2019-10-30

hover text: And now you want us not to belch, fart, or play loud music during the hearings? FREEDOM!!! Manufacturing dissent.

hover text: Just out of curiosity and not a growing dread that I’ve signed on to crew a sinking ship. We must build a metaphorical wall!

hover text: He knows when you’ve been bad or…badlier. An impeach of a fellow.

hover text: It’s going to be a photo finish, meaning we’ll have to check the timestamps on their mug shots. Insane in the Ukraine.

hover text: I can’t help…going to jail with you. Jailhouse crock.

hover text: See? It’s printed out on legal size paper and everything. Area 45.

hover text: He enjoys his political rhetoric with fava beans and a nice chianti. Mourning in America.

hover text: [Insert obligatory “If zombies need to eat brains to live…” joke here.] Doing his best to make America great again.

hover text: Working for an unstable lawless moron is not turning out to be nearly as fun as I thought it would be. The China Sin.

hover text: Thou shalt not extort a foreign country into interfering with an American election. Symphony for whistles.