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2019-09-19

hover text: You should see the dumpster full of TVs outside his office window. First do no sums.

2019-09-18

hover text: I like Presidents who don’t grab pussies. Slanderer in chief.

Hover text: If he’s not clever enough to concoct a scheme where his father buys millions of dollars of chips from his failing casino that he never bets or cashes, then he deserves to have cancer. Daddy Dearest.

2019-09-16

hover text: Why can’t you just be funny like other comic strips? Preexisting inhumanity.

2019-09-13

hover text: Marie Antoinette was actually just trying to market her new baked goods delivery app. We’re #1!

2019-09-12

hover text: But we just want to screw you. Male pattern blindness.

2019-09-11

hover text: And that we frankly don’t even believe actually exist. Anatomical correctness.

2019-09-10

Hover text: Could I donate my mental health coverage to the President? Freudian slippage.

2019-09-09

hover text: Yes, the GOP attempt at a healthcare bill was in 2017, but I doubt they’ll try it again until Trump’s second term, and since I’m in denial that that can ever happen, I’m addressing the subject now. All for one and…uh…that’s about it.

2019-09-06

hover text: Who you gonna call? Vote spurners. Our longer national nightmare.

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