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2019-08-22

hover text: I’ve seen them weep with joy over their end-of-fiscal-year freedom reports. Guns and profits.

2019-08-21

hover text: For similar reasons, the National Lighting Association has long fought to keep every coastal church tower well stocked with lanterns. Three if by Constitutional revisionism.

2019-08-20

hover text: I fear something rational is about to happen. The farce may be with us.

2019-08-19

hover text: Plus, our five year anniversary gift is an AK-47. Gun country.

2019-08-16

hover text: Or, depending on the day of the week, “Violent video games!” or “Mental illness!” Guns N’ Racists.

2019-08-15

hover text: Or until the world is destroyed, whichever comes first. Obfuscation nation.

2019-08-14

hover text: Hello. My name is Hispanic. You egged on those who killed my kin. Prepare to be impeached. The Dread Racist Trump.

2019-08-13

Narrator: They didn’t. The real victim?

2019-08-12

hover text: Oh, yeah. That’s the other thing that happens every week. Every day, actually.

2019-08-09

hover text: Their fathers or husbands must be so upset to be stuck with such damaged property. Back to reality.