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2019-07-12

hover text: I’m going to have to stop being a mind change denier. Climate mind change.

2019-07-11

hover text: We will build a wall and we will make Bigfoot pay for it. Par for the course.

2019-07-10

hover text: This month only, you can save 20% on water-damaged studies supporting trickle-down economics. A dark matter.

2019-07-09

hover text: And have you personally conducted any experiments that would suggest you shouldn’t eat this rat poison? Solo dumbing.

2019-07-08

hover text: Humanity is like the global climate. Just because we’re collectively getting smarter doesn’t mean that individuals among us can’t be getting dumber. A snowball’s chance.

2019-07-05

hover text: A tip of the hat to all the commenters on my original post about the book who made this joke. Operators are standing by.

2019-07-04

hover text: If this is the desperately unconstitutional delaying tactic of a criminal chief executive, just say nothing. Hopeless.

2019-07-03

hover text: Please remember you are under oath — and limit your answers to 280 characters. The importance of being subpoenaed.

2019-07-02

hover text: And get the Supreme Court to grant me psychokinetic powers. The Trumpbert Zone.

2019-07-01

hover text: Knower of things! Haver of smartness! Obstructor of justice! The world according to dope.