Strips Archives - Page 45 of 63

2019-05-31

hover text: Though in all fairness, he was also paid more per line. Male culpa.

hover text: Repeat after me: “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the mansplain.” Male panel blindness.

hover text: I’m also thinking that the surest measure of female arousal is how hard my erection is. Mis-conceptions.

hover text: Not all me’s. Courtroom trauma.

hover text: Actually, I only needed to say “Scottbert’s just been murdered,” and you could have guessed who her killer was. #NotQuiteAllMurderers

hover text: The way to a woman’s uterus is through her vagina — whether she consents to it or not. Roe, Roe, Roe your boat.

hover text: Are you saying that God is a self serving, manipulative prick? When men were men and women were convenient.

hover text: But not if she’s going to be hot and liberal. Resistance is national.

hover text: It would be even better if we could just screw all the poor women. “When being a woman was considered a pre-existing condition”

hover text: And if that doesn’t work, we can reduce their real wages. The definition of insanity.