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2019-05-16

hover text: And tell our new mailroom head to intercept all incoming subpoenas. Over 900 signatories so far.

hover text: Loose mops sink flops. Middle fingers in the dike.

hover text: In accordance, of course, with Middle Grade Rules and not the subsequent Junior High Amendments. Pulling a fast one.

hover text: I also didn’t go screw myself, because I figured he wanted to do that job himself. The rules of the doj.

hover text: Diversity? Equality? Maturity? Or being forced to answer questions about my actions.

hover text: You might despise the man, but you must — you MUST — respect the despot. Unitary Ass.

hover text: Possible side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, and the destruction of your constitutional republic. “General Coverup”

hover text: And if he had the ability to verbally express the thoughts in his mind. Setting the Barr even lower.

hover text: Also, he would tell you never to believe anything else he ever says. Or that he might have previously written in any letters. A low Barr.

hover text: And please visit the Obstruction gift shop on your way out. This week’s only link.