2021-01-20

hover text: I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who…tried to chop off my feet. 14-step program.

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2021-01-19

hover text: We’re proud to be the party whose leaders can be just as crazy as our craziest members. Cause and regrets.

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2021-01-13

hover text: It’d be a shame if you got executed by my rabid followers over a piddling 7 million votes. More “perfect” calls.

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